Forget @BronxZoosCobra Follow @KlugaKardashian... →
Remember @BronxZoosCobra? Yeah, neither do I.* No but for real, so funny, that Kluga. Tweeting from the cage she’s kept in. *The cobra is still alive and well, don’t want to start another celeb death twitter-hoax. Rock on, Bronx Cobra!
I'm a WOMAN. I'll do ANYTHING for CHOCOLATE!!... →
Including spending an entire 5 minutes with a game ‘across the Internet’. GIMME THE BON BON-LADEN ICE CREAM AND NO ONE GETS HURT.
Division of Labor wants to buy Flip →
Which Campaign Makes You Want To Swallow More...
Greek yogurt. Consistency less like white out, like regular yogurt, and way more like leave-on clay facial masks. Greek yogurt is all the fucking rage right now. And this is because people think it is healthier for them. And that’s probably because it tastes a lot more like shit than regular yogurt. Unless you put honey in it. Then it’s really, really good. Right, so Greek yogurt is...
How not to write copy for a loyalty program
Bring this and get rewards because getting rewarded is great!* *The picture is too small, sorry. That’s what it says at the bottom. Except it actually says, Be sure to bring your card every time you go to your favorite AMC Theaters so you can keep getting rewarded, because getting rewarded is great. Picture that world, friends, where you can do this at work and get away with it....
The tryouts for the Aflac duck are painful. Imagine sitting through a day of this.